Thursday, August 13, 2009

Clearance Sale at the Gateway

The SL Tribune, mother of all investigative journalism, is reporting that Boozer jerseys are now being sold at half price at Fanzz stores. To get this scoop, the Jazz beat reporter had to take a detour from his trip to Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory to poke his head in the Jazz' store. These guys aren't paid like superstars for nothing.

As cool as the story sounds, it doesn't appear to be true. Boozer gear is discounted online, but the discount looks more like 20%, not 50%.

But don't let that stop you from making your daughter the coolest 4th grader around.

Yes, Booner, that jersey is bedazzled.

4 comments:

Booner said...

That pink jersey would actually be really cool for a dude to get his hands on and wear around . . . I know Crotty loves bizarre jerseys, so just imagine Crotty (or even better, Golden Griff), cruising around in that Jersey as if he were the shit!

Pasty Gangsta said...

If I were Booner (and I'm not) and I had a small child (which I don't, but he does), I would buy that jersey for him/her and make him/her wear it to all Jazz games.

The Crotty Kid said...

Not a bad idea Booner. And a Boozer jersey to boot. This has possibilities...

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It will not really have success, I feel this way.